Jan 16.2019 |  983941

xxbiggest-spookiest-ghostxx:

incompetentmedic:

cyantistgardener:

bogleech:

paladin-of-voretron:

stenbroughbilliam:

iholtzmann:

cumkittenhowell:

closet-keys:

amazighprincex:

clarknokent:

juleswatsvn:

juleswatsvn:

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person)

Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

GOOD. FUCKING. BYE.

UNFOLLOW ME.

If you are a map then please get off my blog and get into prison

If you are associated or are a MAP get the fuck of my blog now and launch yourselfes into space.




Jan 16.2019 |  34023

theisb:

why-i-love-comics:

Peter Parker: The Spectacular Spider-Man #310 - “Finale” (2018)

written by Chip Zdarsky
art by Chip Zdarsky

This was a perfect Spider-Man comic and one of my favorite things I’ve read all year.




Jan 15.2019 |  4263

switchingtogeico:

hi an age gap of 25-30 is NOT the same as an age gap of 15-20 thank u for coming to my ted talk




Jan 15.2019 |  31007

teaboot:

trans-aphrodite:

trans-aphrodite:

The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

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Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.

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Nasty sewer boy, gross child

Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first




Jan 15.2019 |  45814

heliolisk:

yes offense but gay asian men deserve more than just being a fetish for creepy old men and kpop obsessed people




Jan 14.2019 |  290676

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

slinkanorabundyblr:

hillyminne:

lumpatronics:

peteseeger:

rosalui:

onedeadkitty:

tariqah:

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Interspecies lesbianism

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It’s cute guys

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

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So I had to draw them in human form???

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

This post is deemed culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant as certified by the National Shitpost Registry.




Jan 14.2019 |  2803

wa-kanda:

severus outed remus lupin as a werewolf, lost him his job and made it so he could basically never get work again and i’m supposed to forgive him for that bc he wanted to fuck lily potter lol alright




Jan 14.2019 |  51842

bbyfggt:

eltigrechico:

cockhaver:

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She never will, King

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Hi! Update! I CANT COPE




Jan 14.2019 |  72761

“…and the American way”

kijilinn:

jessicalprice:

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This piece by Harebrained Schemes art director Mike McCain is so gorgeous and I love it and if you want a print of it, you can buy it here

100% of proceeds go to the ACLU.

*slams reblog so fast*




Jan 14.2019 |  741588

boopymooplier:

boomstab-papa:

vaporsloth:

thebootydiaries:

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

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@antipleir xD




Jan 14.2019 |  2670

thefemaleofspecies:

thefemaleofspecies:

thefemaleofspecies:

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Yeah so tell me again how shit like this qualifies for “”“LGBTQA Activism”””” or “””Satire””” when y’all are literally REPLICATING right wingers and anti SJ 4channers’ jokes by making the “piss/pisself pronouns “ jokes and pushing the “SJWs are going to BRAINWASH our kids into believing those tumblr gays’ ideologies so kick all the lgbtqa teachers out of schools!!!” agenda lmfao,

Only recently a female teacher was FIRED from her job bc the parents of the students threw a tantrum of her trying to “brainwash” their kids and “forcing a sexuality on them” when all she did was mention/talk about her wife in class and its STILL quite common for lgbtqa people to get denied jobs as a teacher or get fired when the school staff finds out that they are queer but PLEASE act like a situation even remotely likely as in OP’s “””satire””” is going to occur in only the next SEVEN years .I HAVE to laugh .

Just say that you hate lgbtqa people who dont conform to your bootlicking agenda of pleasing the cis straights and go.No need to make 656 version of the same post lmfao

Also dont fucking reply to this post with “iTs a JoCkE uwu” i know and thats why im saying that yall need to find better jokes which arent copypasted from piers morgan’s twitter lmfao

I also just noticed that this person is also making fun of the “We are here and we are queer” slogan which is …fucking disgusting lmfao. Like even if you believe that queer is a slur and whatever you HAVE to recognize that this slogan was chanted and carried by lgbtqa activists for a large part of the history to protest against the oppressive systems and violence imposed on them and to demand respect and acknowledgement from cis/straight people and the governments who kept abusing them and was also quite popular during the AIDS crisis bc of organizations like “Queer nation”( which was founded by members of  AIDS Coalition to Unleash Power )

How much of a bigot do you have to be to just take a dump on the collective struggles of thousands of lgbtqa people and be an ahistorical fuck all bc of your petty internet discourse??

Anyways if you care about lgbtqa people and history id recommend that you dont follow or reblog from people like OP there are much better lgbtqa people on this website to follow




Jan 14.2019 |  126494

shelbygraces:

mellenabrave:

aphonicgod:

gehayi:

ladyoftheteaandblood:

antyc67:

earlgreytea68:

faedreamer:

thevoluntaryist:

volcel-official:

trenchcoats-anonymous:

I can smell the entitlement in the air

Oregon was a mistake

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Oregon, what you doin???

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:


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New Jersey is the only other state where it’s actually ILLEGAL to pump the gas yourself

Washingtonian here. We pump our own gas. Its… not hard




Jan 14.2019 |  44294

wethepotterheads0214:

idonotraisecain:

cavernariog:

el-cavernariogalindo:

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😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧

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As an autistic boy, I approve.

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES




Jan 13.2019 |  68406

lemondaysandlemongays:

tinypocketcats:

jabariqueen:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

ororosmunroe:

ya’ll headcanoning Miles shoplifting art supplies on the regular when canonically he can’t even get away with tagging a postal box with a removable sticker…is very sus…

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Whites: so he uhhh is black…so they STEAL but he does it artistically….UwU

It shows they really want to apply racist stereotypes to miles even though it doesn’t make any sense whatsoever lol. First of all Miles is a good kid who would never steal and his family clearly has enough money to buy art supplies, even the expensive kind lol. And even if he wanted to steal something, you think Jefferson would let him get away with it?? Never have I heard someone headcanoning Spiderman as a thief. Spiderman, the friendly neighborhood hero who walks people home and stop people from robbing stuff, is gonna steal stuff from art stores????

WHO THE FUCK

That’s racism, baby!




Jan 13.2019 |  63398

sirasanders:

kingofthesun:

So I Have a Tiny Chicken

Keep in mind, it’s not a batam chicken, it has some birth defect that makes it smaller than an average small chicken, we think. I don’t know. We didn’t expect this.

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This is Cicero.

We thought Cicero was a rooster, mostly from fear of him being a hen and trying to lay an egg, only to end up egg bound.

Well, today we learned that Cicero the Rooster is actually Cicero the Hen.

AND LOOK

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AT WHAT

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SHE LAID

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A TINY EGG.

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

IF WE HATCH IT WOULD A TINIER CHICKEN BE HATCHED??

WILL IT CONTINUE UNTIL WE HAVE THE SMALLEST CHICKEN IN THE WORLD??

WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE CHICKEN AFTER HER MATH TEACHER??

WHAT IS GOING ON???????

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD










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